Daily Archives: December 26th, 2011

Black Shoes

This is the story of the black shoes that ruined Christmas.

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Also this post was written entirely on my iPod. So it’s not quite up to my usual quality.

Dec. 24th. I wore my regular shoes and tried to look nice. A shirt and everything. Sure it had a stain but I didn’t know.

Due to the whole vegetarian crisis and the fact that the kabob restaurant was closed, there wasn’t much of a plan. In fact there was no plan at all.

One group split off and drove through town to see what losers were open. It turned out to be a Mexican restaurant. They were deserted.

I had the tofu tacos and tofu enchiladas. There were also margaritas. Oh God we were lame. So festive! Oh. I also had the figgy flan. Christmas!

Then we went home and opened presents. I got a pair of dice and petrified turtle poop. The latter was from a certain Mrs. who really loves me.

Today I was like fuck it, I’m wearing shorts. And my black shoes. It was time to be comfy. Man did I catch a ration of shit for that but we never went anywhere.

Wow. What a great holiday tale. And writing this on an iPod really sucks. Now I’m legally blind. Fuck you.