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A Piece of Cake
by Tom B. Taker
Doug “The Wrench” Stromboli had always been an exceptional plumber. As a third generation Stromboli he had naturally taken up the family business, but his secret inner passions had always been elsewhere. No one had ever discovered his prized secret possession: An Easy-Bake oven.
Now he was on the set of the EAT Network’s hit television show Cake Walk about to grapple with those dreams in a very public way.
Wrench had traded in his pliers, cutters and other plumbing tools for a Mixmaster and a spatula which hung ready on his belt.
Today’s project was a Super Mario-themed marble with mocha chocolate chip cream and espresso ganache. It featured, of course, the green pipes made famous the world over.
As so it was that the show started and the announcer eventually quipped, “The baker-plumber piper is piping frosting on pipes!”
It has brought to my attention by one of my hostage fans (aka Mrs. Abyss) that not everyone in the world is acquainted with the concept of the Super Mario pipe.
See, the back story is that Mario is a plumber. Thus it makes sense for him to navigate a world of pipes. He always seems to find a reason to go slithering around in them. Little known fact: Like most pipes, they are filled with sewage!
The pipes are typically green but can be other colors depending on Mario’s location in the universe. For your edification here are a few representations of Super Mario pipes and scenes of Mario in action: