Termination Tuesdays – Ways To Die Poll
The madness continues…
The premise is simple. It’s a poll comparing two ways to die to find out which one is liked the least. Fun, eh? I guess that will be determined by the execution of this idea.
Heh! I slay me! 🙂
We’ll do it bracketology style. If I can think of 64 worthy entrants, each weekly poll will eliminate one contender. Eventually we’ll be left with only the final four and then we can have some sudden death playoffs.
Yeah, that’ll be fun! Come on and play along. After all, it won’t kill you now, will it?
Last week is still up in the air at our publication deadline. Hunticide or Hypothermia? If you haven’t voted yet, go make a difference! The voting period has been extended.
Normally I’d cast the deciding vote, but I’m out hunting in the cold, if you know what I mean.
These week’s poll brings two strong contenders recommended by my lovely wife. So please enjoy! I would have gone with my own ideas but we haven’t yet voted on “Disagree with Spouse” as a method of dying yet.
Shouts from the Abyss 
I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand…
LikeLike
I’m not sure how much that says about which way you voted. 🙂
LikeLike
I hate itching.
i’d rather eat the mushrooms.
LikeLike
If the ‘shrooms were like a pretty trip then I think I’d agree. If they were more like gut-wrenching pain then I’d have to paws about that. 🙂
LikeLike
I refuse to die via a method that shares its name with a Ted Nugent song.
LikeLike
Oh yeah! I’d love to see that on my tombstone. “Died of the Cat Scratch Fever.” Rockin!
LikeLike
I was going to go with death by cat then remembered I’m allergic so I have a built-in, anti-cat alarm that sounds just like sneezing to warn me of impending danger. So, I went with the fungus. (Side note: ewww.)
LikeLike
I’m allergic, too. That’s why I let them sleep on my face and stuff. 🙂
LikeLike