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During new hire orientation, Hyppo explained another company rule. It’s in the 500-page employee handbook.
“Employees are expected to be at their desks and ready to work 5 minutes prior to the start of their shift.”
Critter couldn’t help himself. “What about breaks?”
“We do the bare minimum required by law,” Hyppo explained. “10 minutes and that’s it. If you’re one minute over we can write you up for being late.”
That all sounds so fair and giving, eh? One side gives more than the legal minimum, at least.
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