Guru feels feisty. I looked up the word “feisty” in the dictionary to make sure I was spelling it correctly and included in the footnotes it said, and I quote: “break wind.”
I shit you not.
I then clicked “break wind” because, what the hell, it was clickable!
That resulted in this gem:
break wind:
release gas from the anus.
Yes! I love it when things go full circle. I work in mysterious ways, much like a fart in a hurricane.
My work here is done.
Shouts from the Abyss 
In future, remind me to stay upwind…’k?
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That’s my #1 all time most dispensed guru advice. It will serve you well in so many situations.
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Having a spastic colon, it’s the opposite of feistiness. I can’t get things to come out most of the time, quite uncomfortable!!
I’ll try to be feistier.
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It’s a fiesta of feisty festival!
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Now that cracks me up! Who knew?
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Just another reason why I love the dictionary. Serendipity!
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Feisty…this is going to come in handy
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Woot! I’m at least as useful as a wetnap.
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