Guru feels feisty. I looked up the word “feisty” in the dictionary to make sure I was spelling it correctly and included in the footnotes it said, and I quote: “break wind.”

I shit you not.

I then clicked “break wind” because, what the hell, it was clickable!

That resulted in this gem:

break wind:
release gas from the anus.

Yes! I love it when things go full circle. I work in mysterious ways, much like a fart in a hurricane.

My work here is done.