Termination Tuesday – Round 8

Termination Tuesdays – Ways To Die Poll

The madness continues…

The premise is simple. It’s a poll comparing two ways to die to find out which one is liked the least. Fun, eh? I guess that will be determined by the execution of this idea.

Heh! I slay me! 🙂

We’ll do it bracketology style. If I can think of 64 worthy entrants, each weekly poll will eliminate one contender. Eventually we’ll be left with only the final four and then we can have some sudden death playoffs.

Yeah, that’ll be fun! Come on and play along. After all, it won’t kill you now, will it?

The last poll finally saw a bit of daylight between contestants. Stroke head-butted Heart Attack for a fairly easy win. Now Stroke is feeling a bit cocky. Apparently it was a heady victory. The more important question is: Who will eat a thromboni* this week?

*Thromboni – my own personal invention. It’s an Italian dish that interrupts the flow of blood to the brain. Now that’s a spicy meatball!

2 responses

  1. Gotta go Poe here. You just lay down and go to sleep in your own CO2.


    1. Slow or fast? I guess that makes a difference. The slow way, though, I think might be a more hallucinogenic trip, at least near the end. That might make it the preferable way to go. It’s hard to say.


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