These last two weeks the new phone books came out.

At the office we were hit multiple times. From two different phone book companies. Oh, the humanity!

Then, driving home on a rural road on Saturday, it was like the Universe had yellow diarrhea all over our planet. Apparently the Universe needs more fiber. Trees are a good source of fiber. Unfortunately, thanks to the companies that make yellow pages, we don’t have any more of those.

I managed to snap a shot of the offending matter from the car while maintaining a safe distance from the evil.