Going for the Gold!

Ever want to make a negativity guru feel positive and ruin his day? This is your big chance. If you like the above tweet then I hope you’ll consider retweeting it to your followers.

Just like everyone else, I hope someday to be a proud sponsor of the American dream.

This tweet is my dream. Won’t you help it live on?

2 responses

  1. Before I can retweet this tweet, I need a urine sample.


    1. Smart. I like the way you think.

      Sadly, though, my situation is self-evident. There are obviously no performance enhancing drugs to be found within me. Need proof? Check said performance.

      I guess I never really did have much spirit for the Olympics.

      That is all.


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