Ever want to make a negativity guru feel positive and ruin his day? This is your big chance. If you like the above tweet then I hope you’ll consider retweeting it to your followers.
Just like everyone else, I hope someday to be a proud sponsor of the American dream.
This tweet is my dream. Won’t you help it live on?
Before I can retweet this tweet, I need a urine sample.
Smart. I like the way you think.
Sadly, though, my situation is self-evident. There are obviously no performance enhancing drugs to be found within me. Need proof? Check said performance.
I guess I never really did have much spirit for the Olympics.
That is all.