Don’t Call Me Stupid

The Shredder

A young engineer was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the Managing director standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

“Listen,” said the Managing director , “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?”

“Certainly,” said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

“Excellent, excellent!” said the Managing director as his paper disappeared inside the machine, “I just need one copy.”

Lesson:
Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he’s doing.

10 responses

    1. I have to admit. I didn’t invent this. My wife forwarded it to me yesterday morning. For some reason, she thought I’d like it. Go figure! πŸ™‚

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  1. Bloody brilliant! Your selection as Blogdramedy Central’s BOOB of the week is very well deserved. πŸ˜‰

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    1. You got one thing right…calling Shouts a BOOB is correct-o-mundo!

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      1. I just call ’em as I see ’em. As long as he doesn’t ask to borrow your bra, you’ll be fine.

        Ahem. Unless you two are into that kind of thing…and in that case…his fans want to see the pictures. We promise not to tweet them around. πŸ˜‰

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    1. So funny it hurts.

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  2. It has a certain zen-riddle quality, with the last line being the master’s revealing of Truth.

    p.s. The tags actually made me laugh, too.

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    1. Yeah, I wish I could write that good. πŸ™‚ And I enjoy having a bit of fun with the tags. According to my WordPress dashboard I’ve used 4,649 different tags in a total of 929 posts. That might be overdoing it a bit. πŸ™‚

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  3. Blogramedy: I can promise you this much. I’ve never asked to borrow her bra.

    I even celebrated National No Bra Day this year.

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