What I’ve been trying to say

This report is filed under “Did you give them your fucking money?”

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  1. hahahahahahaha, I so need to go out and buy it NOW!

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    1. It’s like Viagra for your TV!

      Upgrade your firmware before your disk gets floppy. I should write their ad copy.

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  2. God, I love The Onion. They do know how to weave a tapestry of profanity, don’t they?

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    1. I give it two thumbs up. Way the fuck up.

      You’ve seen Glen & Gary and Glen & Ross, right?

      It’s one of my favorite movies of all-time.

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  3. So wrong. So very, very wrong. And yet, I can’t stop laughing. The company spokesman was great.

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