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hahahahahahaha, I so need to go out and buy it NOW!
It’s like Viagra for your TV!
Upgrade your firmware before your disk gets floppy. I should write their ad copy.
God, I love The Onion. They do know how to weave a tapestry of profanity, don’t they?
I give it two thumbs up. Way the fuck up.
You’ve seen Glen & Gary and Glen & Ross, right?
It’s one of my favorite movies of all-time.
So wrong. So very, very wrong. And yet, I can’t stop laughing. The company spokesman was great.