The Golden Poo award: Post of the Year 2010

The wife got to have her fun. Now it’s my turn.

In a new tradition here in the Abyss, I decided I wanted to highlight my favorite Post of the Year for 2010. Because of my wife’s prodigious use of the word “ego” in the previous post, I decided to select only one post.

I knew the award had to be gold. I knew it had to be poop. What I didn’t know was that the internet would have exactly what I had envisioned.

Maybe my thinking isn’t quite as original as I like to believe?

And the 2010 Golden Poo for the best original post shat from the Abyss in a screenplay, adaptation or blog goes to…

Post: In the service of the King
Originally posted on January 5, 2010

This has got to be one of the most favorite things I’ve ever written. I just love it if I do say so myself. (And I don’t mind if I do.) I even created the photoshop to come up my family’s very own coat of arms. Interestingly, the meaning behind the fictional name of “Gristle” isn’t too far from the real truth! I’m so happy to be carrying on with a proud family tradition.

I think this post represents the peak of this particular blog and it has all been downhill ever since.

Long live The Golden Poo!