Abyss Presents: 2010 Gift Giving Guide Part 1

More fun and exciting unique gift ideas coming soon…

7 responses

  1. Creative works are so healthy!


    1. Our toys are designed to intellectually stimulate and shit like that.


  2. What, no Poop In a Can?


    1. Methinks we should hire you as a consultant. Officer thinking! We need you in our army!


      1. Perhaps a Valentine’s Day sideline – Poo Chocolate For My Ex-Love.


  3. You’re getting promoted, Steven! You can serve in my army anytime!


  4. Reblogged this on Shouts from the Abyss and commented:

    Here it is, dusted off from the archives and just in time for Christmas shopping. The first EVER edition of the Abyss Gift Giving Guide. Hurry, though. These gifts are no longer available in stores. With any luck they’ll be found on eBay and still mint in box. While there, be sure to pick up a Starbucks metal card for only $1499.85. That’s a savings of $0.10! Will there be a 2013 Gift Giving Guide. The Magic 8-Ball says, “Very doubtful.” Go stick your head in a snow if-you-get-my drift.


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