Greetings, Earthlings. Full disclosure here, I don’t necessarily come in peace.

I think it’s high time we get some new blood on this blog. Also, we need a guest post or two. 🙂

You got something negative to say? Well then, come on! You do all the work and I take all the glory. What could be better than that?

Perhaps something on this blog struck a chord. Or perhaps you wish to take exception to something that has happened on here and rip me to shreds with a rebuttal? Or perhaps you want to talk about something completely different.

Whatever. Bring it on!

If you are certifiable and you wish to submit, click the “shout” link on the menu bar above to send me your shit. Think about it, will ya?

And now, to terminate this cheap ass excuse for a lame blog post, please enjoy the following little duty. For double reward points, try to think about me while you listen and replace every instance of the word “night” with “life.” Let me know if you try this little experiment and be sure to comment below and share how it makes you feel.