Apparently “Project Natal” has a name now. Microsoft is calling it the Kinect.

For the scariest possible Halloween I plan to dress up as a “Kinect” this year. (I just peed myself.)

Here are my predictions: This is one of the dumbest devices ever conceived. Therefore, of course, the public will gobble it up like lambs led to the slaughter.

The last thing I want to do while video gaming is stand up, much less jerk around like a drunken fool. This is one bad, bad idea.

Microsoft has forgotten one of the most important core principles about video gaming: It’s about sitting on your lazy ass as much as humanly possible.

Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, and FAIL!

I just can’t wait to do this shit in the fucking “cloud.”

Oh Microsoft, you know me so well. From Xbox.com: You Are the Controller. Introducing Project Natal, a revolutionary new way to play: no controller required. See a ball? Kick it, hit it, trap it or catch it. If you know how to move your hands, shake your hips or speak you and your friends can jump into the fun — the only experience needed is life experience. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! Abort … abort … abort! Listen up Nintendo, Microsoft and any … Read More

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