Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. My wife went and got herself a fancy and shiny Twitter account.
You can find her online here: Twitter – HusbandSpew
The first three tweets don’t exactly make me look good, eh?
I urge you all to become her worshipers followers because I think this is gonna be good! 🙂
Shouts from the Abyss 
I’m following, digging it. You know what though? I think going around with you is like going around with a grenade for her. She sees something, pulls the pin, points you at it and waits for the result. It’s not your fault the girl is careening around on the bike.
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Exactly! [cue the sound of a heavenly choir] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I am a grenade! 🙂
And we already had our first whiskey tango foxtrot moment. I was like, “You tweeted that???”
And she was like, “Yup. Better be careful or I’ll also tweet this and then what will your readers think?”
Gads! I’ve created a monster. CTRL-Z, right??? 🙂
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