Not the real thing - but a fucking close approximation

This was not supposed to be today’s post. Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug. Today I’m the bug. Of course, that’s about 99.99 percent of the time for me, so nothing new about that. Life was pretty rough on me today and I had to whip out this lame post with about 30 minutes to go lest I’d lose the “blog something every day” portion of NaBloPoMo’s challenge.

I don’t know why I even bother to leave the house without my camera. All this shit that goes on around me is worth documenting. I didn’t have my camera so I was forced to improvise the image on the left. 🙂 Yesterday it was this little nugget of wisdom on the bumper sticker on the car in front of me:

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!

Ah yes, another pearl of wisdom from the locals around here. The two occupants looked like contestants from the Extreme Punk Makeover show. Not punk in a good way, either. Punk in a waste of human flesh sort of way.

Hopefully the events of today will bring me back tomorrow refreshed with more anger, bile and hate. Until then!