iPhone app for obliviots: HangTime

We already know you are dumb. You bought an iPhone. You get all excited about touching it and entwining your sense of self with it. Good for you.

Now comes along an iPhone app that blows iFart completely out of the water. At last, a way to show with true style and flair that your stupidity is unparalleled.

The app I’m talking about is HangTime. Now, get this, the purpose of this app is to calculate how high you can throw your iPhone up in the air.

Damn, I’m already feeling it. I think I’m going to organize a HangTime tournament. Grand prize will be a block of cheese. BYOIP, of course.

Seriously, people, what’s the point? We’re supposed to be the species that makes other species extinct. Then we go and pull something like this.

I went to the Apple “AppStore” web site, strange and unfamiliar territory for me, and searched for “HangTime.” It resulted in no hits. Either I searched wrong or, more likely, Apple doesn’t want people smashing their iPhones to bits. That would put a little damper on the sale of iPhone apps, wouldn’t it?

Me breaky phone. Me no buy app. Whaa.