Daily Archives: October 11th, 2009

Chip Clip: The power to fuck you

Chip clipWhen you give someone your money, you are giving them the power to fuck you. It’s as simple as that.

Witness the simple “chip clip.” This amazing piece of technology is a bundle of plastic and a spring. What magic can it perform? It seals your partially consumed bag of deep fried greasy goodness.

Here’s how it works:

First, you buy the chip clip.

Next, get a back of chips. Eat some.

Then, while holding the bag, take the clip in your hand and squeeze. This is, in actuality, the only intended use of the chip clip. It is its sole purpose of existence.

Now, this is the important part. Only squeeze it enough to accomodate the bag of chips. This is the exact moment when the chip clip will break.

The chip clip is a product designed to break when you use it for the single purpose for which it was designed.

Remember, you gave them your money for this. Enjoy!