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Two Fer Guru: Boom, No Fishing

Posted: April 10, 2013 in comic strip
Tags: advice, comic, comics, guru, negativity, strip, supplicant, wisdom
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Guru Comic: Labels

Posted: March 28, 2013 in comic strip, fail, humor
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Guru Comic: Justification

Posted: February 27, 2013 in comic strip, fail, humor
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Guru Comic: Goals

Posted: February 15, 2013 in comic strip, fail, humor
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Guru Comic: Signs of Translation

Posted: February 9, 2013 in comic strip, fail, humor
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Guru Comic: Yes/No Questions

Posted: January 22, 2013 in comic strip, fail, humor
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Guru Comic: Be The Change

Posted: December 10, 2012 in comic strip, fail, humor
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