Hyppo and Critter: The Super-Genius

Cow orker just busted the boss' chops on how he communicates. "I'm sick of it!" she said. God, have I ever spoken how much I love it here?—
Tom B. Taker (@shoutabyss) February 27, 2012

Hyppo and Critter: A fresh serving of hate

I doubt the subject line will bring many folks to my blog. Consider yourself the few. The proud. The whatevers.

Once you start formulating headlines that have nothing at all to do with attracting visitors, perhaps the time has come to ask yourself, “Why do I blog?”

No. I’m not going to answer that question. That’s another thing wrong around here. So be it.

For those of you who want this comic explained, be foolish and keep reading after the break. Beware. Beyond the comic there be dragons.

Hyppo and Critter: I feel Great!

Hyppo and Critter: Dealing with loss

Hyppo and Critter: The Dead Bowl

The Office Space Gambit

If I had to pick ten of my favorite movies of all time, no doubt the juggernaut known as Office Space would make the cut. For some strange reason it didn’t enjoy critical or commercial success during its theater run, but since then, it has developed the proverbial “cult” following and status.

Jeepers I love that movie!

Hyppo and Critter: I’m the CEO, yahoo!!!

A couple of weeks ago Yahoo! got a new CEO. He can earn up to $26 million in 2012 in cash, stock and bonuses.

This is an FYI: I’m available to do the job for less. Ah, shit. I can probably take as little at $500k and fuck the stock options and bonuses. I bring a wide array of skills to the table and I work lean and mean.

And I can use words like: synergy, win-win, “I got this,” blazin’, meggy, modernization, crowdsourcing, “low-hanging fruit” and social media. Oh, also: array and “lean and mean.”

I also have lots of ideas. Here’s a freebie to give you a wee taste: Don’t spend $26 million a year on a new hire.

Yahoo!, I await. Have your people call my people and we’ll do lunch.

Hyppo and Critter: My guy vs. your guy #FamilyValues