Here are a few of my Halloween cans and cants. (I swear that is not some sort of sexy anatomy joke. I swear!)
Each round will feature two depictions of possible Halloween costumes. Your job is to pick the one I could probably successfully pull off (not a stripper joke) and the one where’d I’d literally have no shot. (In more ways than one.)
Confused yet?
Here’s an easy one to start. Which costume do you think I could get away with?
Round One
See how this works?
Round Two
Round Three
Round Four
Round Five
I have to go with Column A in every case. I can’t pull off Column B, either.
You see my true potential. You’re a true friend.
Despite the fact that even models don’t necessarily look good in the outfits from column B, there will be countless attempts at wearing them anyway. Personally, I always forget it’s Halloween until it’s too late to buy a costume or even candy, so the neighborhood kids get expired canned goods and loose change.
You’re right, of course. And I say godspeed to those who attempt it. Remember, it’s not the destination. It’s the journey.
The Google searching for this post was fun. You just enter the word “sexy” + any profession you can think of. Viola! Halloween costume.
Column B. Because I CAN* pull it off and anything I CAN do, you CAN do better.
(Exception: frilly knickers. Those I reCANT.)
That sounds strangely like a challenge. Accepted! I’ll post the pictures soonest. Remember, this IS halloween. Mwuhahaha!
Now if you can pull off Column A, Round One AND Two together, then I’ll be impressed!
No wait…you ARE Round One and Two…I knew those rounds looked familiar
Happy Halloween Matt Biggins!
I’m willing to die in the attempt. I’ll do anything in the name of entertainment.
YOU SHOULD BE SEXY CAPTAIN MATT DECKER BEFORE HE’S CONSUMED BY THE DOOMSDAY MACHINE!!!
I’ll try not to make your comment political.
Sexy Matt Decker. I like it. I like it a lot. I always wanted to spend the night in jail on halloween.