Perchance I shall hawk Chevy Trucks anon, because my blog is steady as a rock.
Nay! That is not a good thing. Forsooth, a curse lies upon this keyboard, methinks.
There are, perhaps, more blog posts about how to blog effectively than there are American dollars comprising the U.S. deficit. I had come across several of these way back in the beginning and learned that if one wanted to grow a blog, a recommended tactic was updating your blog on a regular schedule.
I just googled the phrase “how to write a successful blog” and looked at the first three results. All three talked about “posting frequency.”
Well, I’ve done that. For almost three years now – over 1,000 days in a row – I have posted every single day. And what has been the result? Buried alive in riches, my face strewn all across the web?
My stats are flatlined more than my EKG after a marathon lovemaking session with a bevy of the new Memphis BBQ Burgers from Carl’s Jr. (A charbroiled all-beef burger, pulled pork, BBQ sauce, crispy onion strings, all on a seeded bun.)
Oh, shit. If only I’d read further and discovered that being interesting, entertaining and having talent was also recommended. Dammit. I call takebacks.
Someone get me a bottle of Dom P. I think I’m going to have to re-christen this sucker.
To thine own self be spew.