Simply for reading this you are already in some serious shit. Assume the position! The authorities have already been alerted. Please stand by.
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Some employers force employees to include this signature at the bottom of all emails. Like that makes absolutely any difference at all! Its called the internet and email is totally insecure. Ha ha ha! Losers.
I always delete your posts before I read them.
Excellent. That is known as fully-compliant.
I was too afraid to read past the first line. I always obey the FBI warning, too, and never copy any movies, either. (Most movies aren’t even worth watching the first time. They don’t make movies like the old days. Don’t I sound like an irascible curmudgeon!)
I’m glad you got past the warning, you rebel. They should make a movie about you.
They did. “It’s called “Wonder Woman.” As in, I wonder where I left my keys, I wonder where I left my sunglasses…
Ha Ha Haaa! I read it, and I’m not afraid to tell EVERYONE – catch me if you can, Coppers!
I like your spirit. I think the next time I get an email that contains crap like this I’ll print the damn thing out, make it into a sandwich board, and proudly wear it in front of City Hall while ringing a bell.
That’ll teach ‘em to email me by mistake.
That’s why the good lord done give us gmail – so we can forward it to ourselves, and disseminate from there.
This should be stamped on Lindsey Lohan’s butt cheeks. If only there was room.
If you can read this you are too close.