Simply for reading this you are already in some serious shit. Assume the position! The authorities have already been alerted. Please stand by.
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Some employers force employees to include this signature at the bottom of all emails. Like that makes absolutely any difference at all! Its called the internet and email is totally insecure. Ha ha ha! Losers.