Hyppo was on a boat. He gestured towards Critter while pointing at some people on the shore, who were so small they looked like little specks.
“Look at those motherfuckers over there,” he said with contempt. “Fucking land lubber bastards. We’re on a boat.”
The next day, Hyppo and Critter were back on solid land. They were standing on the shore when they spied a passing boat out at sea.
“Look at those assholes,” Hyppo said. “Don’t they think they’re oh so special being on a boat. They’re despicable.”
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