Hey. I is a writer after all. It turns out I’ve been writing in the Aesopian style and I didn’t even know it.
In other words, I’m about to pimp one of my posts from the past.
Those among you still possessing some shred of dignity, unlike me, may want to pass on this one.
This is part 4,242 in an ongoing series where we explore blog productivity by attempting to induce readers to skip reading the post. To us, that’s the definition of success. -Ed.