This week, thefinale of The Sweet 16, it’s the battle of the Freak Show methods of death.
We hope you’ll agree that we saved the best for last. And, in a weird twist of fate, Termination Tuesday falls on Valentine’s Day. I’d so much like to take credit for that and say it was by grand design, but the truth is much more mundane. We’re just not that clever.
So, it’s up to you. Who will be the final contestant to moonwalk into third round action and who will decompose into the sunset?
In one corner is Crushed (hoarding) ready to extend the winning streak that got it this far in the competition. Style counts in this tournament and being buried alive by the stupid shit you collected is definitely a stylish way to go.
Human Dartboard is not ready to be counted out, though. What it lacks in style it more than makes up for with it’s brash in-your-face attitude.
This is it. It’s time to pick number eight. The gloves are off. And you get to vote. In fact, you have to vote, or this shit will never end. Perhaps Slow Death by Stupid Bullshit will be a contestant in next year’s contest. Until then, you get to live it vicariously through this competition. Enjoy!