Today, on the first day of a new year, I know some people celebrate by going all couch potato and shit and watching the New Year’s Day Twilight Zone marathon. (It’s only 45 hours long so do try to squeeze it in if you can.) Me? I like to be different. I like to be [...]
Archive for January 1, 2012
Douchebag Assholery of 2011
Posted: January 1, 2012 in failTags: 2011, asshole, award, douche, douchebag, nominee, review, rick perry, winner, year
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Nappy Yew Hear
Posted: January 1, 2012 in failTags: bills, celebrate, drunk, festive, happy new year, holiday, laws, martini, new year, offenses, party, punishment, rules
Fucking grats. A rock has completed another circuit around its star. You know what that means, right? I’ll be up late tonight cuddling my kitties who are freaked out by another round of “let’s shoot our guns straight up in the air” brought to you by the inbred idiots I call my neighbors. That’s just [...]
